Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Alligators in the pool.....
A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.
The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.
The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.
The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
BLUE MOON
Friday, October 16, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
The smart way to catch burglars
It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things.
He ran back inside right away and called the cops, who asked him "Are there any intruders in your house?" to which Charlie replied no and explained his circumstances. The cops told Charlie that all patrol cars were otherwise occupied, and that he should just lock his door and a uniformed cop would be at his house when one was free.
Charlie answered, "Alright," hung up, waited 30 seconds, and then called the cops again.
"Hello, I just called a short while ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. I want to let you know that they're not a problem anymore because I've just shot every one of them."
Charlie then hung up the phone. In five short minutes, three patrol cars, a SWAT team, and an ambulance arrived, and Of course, the cops caught the burglars in the act.
One of the cops snapped at Charlie: "I thought you said that you shot every one of them!"
"I thought you said there were no patrol cars free!" Charlie answered.

"is that the scoreboard?"
"yes that is the scoreboard!"
*pointing to the aggie's score*
"is that not an 74?"
"yes that is an 74!"
*pointing to the opponent's score*
"is that not a 62?"
"yes that is a 62?"
*pointing to the aggie's team*
"is that not the winning team?"
"yes that is the winning team!"
*pointing to the opposing team*
"is that not the losing team?"
"yes that is the losing team!"
*alternating pointing between the aggies and the opposers*
"winning team, losing team, winning team, losing team,..."