this is my school bball game

How it goes

*pointing to the scoreboard*
"is that the scoreboard?"
"yes that is the scoreboard!"

*pointing to the aggie's score*
"is that not an 74?"
"yes that is an 74!"

*pointing to the opponent's score*
"is that not a 62?"
"yes that is a 62?"

*pointing to the aggie's team*
"is that not the winning team?"
"yes that is the winning team!"

*pointing to the opposing team*
"is that not the losing team?"
"yes that is the losing team!"

*alternating pointing between the aggies and the opposers*
"winning team, losing team, winning team, losing team,..."

Alligators in the pool.....

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.

The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.

The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"